Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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