I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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