Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
