This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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