i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Alive.
So much puke
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Randomize
