Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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