I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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