So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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