maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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