at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Dignity is for republicans.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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