you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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