Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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