Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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