there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Life is so much better after having sex.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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