If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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