She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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