I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
