I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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