So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
And the cops told us we were all naked.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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