im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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