Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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