windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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