She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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