Midget sex pt 2 tonight
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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