You're so nebulous sometimes
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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