I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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