My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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