Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i love accidental penises.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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