i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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