I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
