Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize