At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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