Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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