the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize