there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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