I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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