i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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