What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
