? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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