I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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