It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
it glows. i had to have it.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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