And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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