People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Non-Jews are for practice
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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