It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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