Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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