Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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