morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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