i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My dick has a subreddit
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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