You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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