im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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