Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Randomize
