just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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