Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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