in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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