ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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