After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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