You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The power of my boobs compel you
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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